Wiz57 wrote:"I told you, NO MS WINDOWS! Only Puppy Linux!"

... No doggie. I said, "PC", not "Piss here." ... Oh, never mind ... maybe you're right after all ...

8Geee wrote:Seen in a pub northwest of London.

A well known local Brexiteer,

My Dad has dementia ... on top of what I have for years thought is undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder. He's always done everything by rote and habit. Now his memory is rapidly failing and he is regressing into an ever more dysfunctional state. He has tantrums with me over nothing during which he...

If it happened during the day, it wasn't Philip but a body double. Apparently, during daylight hours, Philip now sleeps in a coffin lined with Greek soil. He has cornflakes and fresh virgins' blood for breakfast.

He figures they are being bugged by their tablets or phones.

I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg is bugging the voices in my head and keeps sending me adverts for anti-psychotic drugs.

That's why I don't use social media - although I do watch documentaries on YouTube and toss in a few ribald comments now and then.

foxpup wrote:

WIckedWitch wrote:

Burn_IT wrote:I thought they were too busy removing navel fluff!!

I'm told by a merchant mariner friend that the correct spelling is actually "naval fluff" and it refers to a louche personal habit common among sailors ...

... who are buddhists.

ROTFLMAO

Burn_IT wrote:I thought they were too busy removing navel fluff!!

I'm told by a merchant mariner friend that the correct spelling is actually "naval fluff" and it refers to a louche personal habit common among sailors ...

Burn_IT wrote:It is perfectly normal to forget things short term.

How many times have you walked into another room and thought "Why did I come in here??".

Sorry ... what was it you said?

... and now ... to take the p!ss out of Buddhists:

Q: What's the definition of irony?

A: A Zen Buddhist who seeks to free himself from delusions but has just realised that the word "delusion" has no meaning.

This is Mel Brooks as Moses, bringing the fifteen commandments down from the mountain: Actually I think that's his business-savvy brother, Schlomo, offering the Children of Israel 15 for the price of 10. (No offence intended to any Jewish people reading this. I'm a Buddhist, so just respond in kind...

...but for wearing late 1970's shoes with platform soles, the operator might well have been castrated. I have waited all these years, in the hope that some day, eventually, there would come a single good argument for wearing those awful platform shoes! Thank you, thank you! :lol: (my reason for not...

I remember giving my elder son an Etch-a-Sketch as a Christmas present. I also wrote an Etch-a-Sketch program for the SInclair ZX-81 ....

... happy days ..

Ah, yes ... 1970's-vintage hard disk drives. I once worked at a site where a 60 MB removable hard disc pack on a Univac 1106 experienced a severe head crash. The crash wrenched the read-head off its mounting and sent it crashing outwards through the glass panel at the front of the drive drawer ... r...

bigpup wrote:Who is the real Santa
Number 3, say ho! ho! ho!

I'm pretty sure the one on the right flashed at me yesterday.

Just remembered in time before my SAD sends my absent-mindedness into seasonal overdrive:

Happy Easter everyone!

p310don wrote:My Daughter, Mia Rose, born today at 12.57pm

Congratulations to all

Iceland the country has sued Iceland the food store and had its assets frozen.

Not original but old ones are often the best.

p310don wrote:Tomorrow morning at 6am, my wife is being induced to have our second child.

7 hours and counting

Look outside and check whether there's a bright star visible and whether you can see three old blokes on camels coming your way. If you can, get the hell outta there quick!

Good luck to all!

greengeek wrote:Ahhh, the wee bunkins laddie. Dinna fash yeerself!

Llawer o ddiolch!