Something to remember in Programming

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Something to remember in Programming

#1 Post by 8-bit »

I thought you might like this.
It sure does apply to me. :roll:

"There does not now, nor will there ever, exist a programming language in
which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs." --- Flon's Axiom

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#2 Post by yarraman »

I liked this one:

It is human to make mistakes. But to really foul things up use a computer.

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#3 Post by 8-bit »

Then there is always

"Garbage in garbage out"

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#4 Post by Lobster »

Program me a sardine :roll:

:oops: Lobsterian characteristics appearing. Sorry.

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#5 Post by ITAmember »

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

-Rich Cook

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#6 Post by Aitch »

Only Human beings make mistakes. If your logic is wrong, machine makes mistake.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

not bad for a spambot making a mistake!


PS: my favourite - make me a cup of tea.......

....Doof! .......You're a cup of tea!! :wink:

Aitch :)

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