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disciple
Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6995 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Tue 24 May 2011, 05:53 Post subject:
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starhawk wrote: | Microsoft: "Oh, that? We put that bug in there to increase our tech support revenue. Give us $30 and spend two hours talking to a numbskull who doesn't know anything that we don't tell him/her -- and if you're the lucky one today, we'll actually solve your problem for you."
Ubuntu: "Geez, we dumbed it down this much and you still can't figure it out?! Go back to Microsoft you dumb ****!"
Puppy: "Oh, hi! Come on in, sit down, make yourself comfy. We'll be glad to help you out. No worries." |
http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?p=491177#491177
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nooby
Joined: 29 Jun 2008 Posts: 10548 Location: SwedenEurope
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Posted: Tue 24 May 2011, 06:44 Post subject:
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We have an infamous one made by Nooby? I fail to remember but he assured everybody that Puppy had no Pinboard what so ever. Puppy only had a Desktop.
As we all know it is the other way around. Puppy only have a Pinboard and fail to have a Desktop.
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not an ideal solution though
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disciple
Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6995 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 06:46 Post subject:
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I have started a "Classic Microsoft Quotes" thread to keep me on-topic in this thread.
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Minnesota
Joined: 11 Sep 2008 Posts: 326
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Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 07:25 Post subject:
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I have liked this one for years.
Man is a slow sloppy and brilliant thinker.
The computer is fast accurate and STUPID.
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technosaurus

Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 4872 Location: Blue Springs, MO
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Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 13:41 Post subject:
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Though others might not have...
I liked myself more when I was a narcissist.
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rokytnji
Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 2288
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Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:29 Post subject:
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One that makes me grin (the biker in me)
Quote: | Pussy: potentially a Puppy with a perfect package manager |
because my sick mind reads
Pussy: with a perfect package manager
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dru5k1

Joined: 11 Apr 2010 Posts: 72
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Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 19:01 Post subject:
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Quote: | "um should I left click or right click that? |
------------------------An over-the-phone hack just never gets old
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disciple
Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6995 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Mon 18 Jul 2011, 05:26 Post subject:
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Russoodle wrote: | Every time i hear the word, "exercise", i wash my mouth out with chocolate |
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disciple
Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6995 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Fri 05 Aug 2011, 22:59 Post subject:
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So I don't forget my last signature:
Quote: | Masochist n. person who enjoys subjecting themselves to pain:- Windows or Office "power user", VBA programmer. |
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crshbndct
Joined: 20 Mar 2009 Posts: 29
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Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 07:22 Post subject:
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is my sig showing up? i have been trying to get it to work but it doesnt want to
_________________ in the time it took me to boot windows, edit this signature, save it, and shutdown, an identical spec pc was able to boot puppy, start songbird, and reboot 3 times.
lol
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disciple
Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6995 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 07:26 Post subject:
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crshbndct wrote: | is my sig showing up? i have been trying to get it to work but it doesnt want to
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in the time it took me to boot windows, edit this signature, save it, and shutdown, an identical spec pc was able to boot puppy, start songbird, and reboot 3 times. |
Only three times? You're kidding me...
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big_bass
Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 1742
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Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 11:05 Post subject:
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Lobster
Quote: | Puppy is semi-geek
With Ubuntu you do not have a choice - you have to remain 'stupid' (controlled/protected). |
http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?t=70090
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crshbndct
Joined: 20 Mar 2009 Posts: 29
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Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 21:12 Post subject:
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disciple wrote: | Only three times? You're kidding me... |
puppy was running from an old usb which was completely buggered and was super slow
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lol
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disciple
Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6995 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Sun 28 Aug 2011, 05:57 Post subject:
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Bruce B wrote: | tw296 wrote: |
Making Puppy not run as root would shut up a huge amount of the forum questions. |
That would be a sad day. If it weren't for posts questioning running as root, what would be the stimulus for arguing in its behalf? |
http://murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?p=250280#250280
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VK6FUN
Joined: 18 Oct 2008 Posts: 127 Location: North Baandee, Western Australia
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Posted: Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:19 Post subject:
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bugman gets my vote for best quote with
Quote: | UBUNTU...sorry, there's a reason it's brown | [/quote]
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