(old)Puppy Linux Discussion Forum

Way off topic again, this quote from a thread complaining about file naming in Windows explorer:

Well, you can't please 100% of the people 100% of the time. However, it would appear you can piss off 100% of the people 100% of the time if you try hard enough.

And, ... the most hilarious sig-link was your very own "Remember Vista" .

Cheers /MHHP

disciple wrote:On proprietary software:
http://www.freesoftwaremagazine.com/col ... thedral_61
Although I must point out that proprietary freeware is often excellent.

ha ha ha ha

A quote that my father used to tell me, and I have since made famous (or infamous ) with my kids. "Everything in life is a trade-off". Think about it.

As a side note, have you ever noticed how idiots will tell you how wise they are, but truly wise people will tell what idiots they are?

Damn Plankenstien, I had forgotten about your brilliant signature

Nothing that brilliant about it, I'm just that strange. Speaking of funny sigs, I can't remember who's it was but one I really enjoyed was "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." Got to love geek humor!

Damn Plankenstien, I had forgotten about your brilliant signature

So, preserving it for the future:

Plankenstien wrote:I carefully plan ALL my random acts!

This is from puppyluvr's sig:

Close the "Windows", and open your eyes, to a whole new world

Also, here's a similar thread but related to #puppylinux IRC channel quotes

http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?t=57864

"Comments are a Good Thing. You may have understood the script perfectly when you wrote it. But six months from now it could look like modem noise." ~Bruce Barnett, sed tutorial

That was my sig for a little while a year or so ago.

Hello,

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

Still giggling so hard I cant hardly type....LMAO

11, 10, 01...get it???? LOL

"We are Puppy...We will take the best of that which is yours, and make it our own...Resistance is Futile"

Ironic that I posted that before woof, and compatibility with other distros....
Even made a "Borg" looking Puppy logo for it...LOL...
Someone said it looked like a "sick cow" or "mad cow" or something....

@ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...

I also like:
Lighthouse Pup...showing the way..
Macpup...the beauty of Linux...
Isnt it time to make the "Transition" to Linux
The name "Fire Hydrant"...

Another good one that was someones sig "I can't remember the last time I forgot something".

puppyluvr wrote: @ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...

This one?

From postfs1:

I can't hide my login and password from the personages which find that my body is a device.

abushcrafter wrote:adobe flash is rubbish!

Good to see someone feels strongly enough about it to put it in their signature

A computer is like air conditioning: it becomes useless when you open Windows

.
Love it

starhawk wrote:Microsoft: "Oh, that? We put that bug in there to increase our tech support revenue. Give us $30 and spend two hours talking to a numbskull who doesn't know anything that we don't tell him/her -- and if you're the lucky one today, we'll actually solve your problem for you."

Ubuntu: "Geez, we dumbed it down this much and you still can't figure it out?! Go back to Microsoft you dumb ****!"

Puppy: "Oh, hi! Come on in, sit down, make yourself comfy. We'll be glad to help you out. No worries."

http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewto ... 177#491177

We have an infamous one made by Nooby? I fail to remember but he assured everybody that Puppy had no Pinboard what so ever. Puppy only had a Desktop.

As we all know it is the other way around. Puppy only have a Pinboard and fail to have a Desktop.

I have started a "Classic Microsoft Quotes" threadto keep me on-topic in this thread.

I have liked this one for years.

Man is a slow sloppy and brilliant thinker.
The computer is fast accurate and STUPID.

Though others might not have...
I liked myself more when I was a narcissist.