What is Puppy Saying?

[Lobster]

[WhoDo]

"Don't let the 'warm and fuzzy' bit fool you! I may be small but I've got real 'bite', too!"

[Pizzasgood]

"Feed me.."

"My left eye is a pacman!"

"Bite me."

"Not your average penguin, am I?"

"I'm man's best friend"

"Seriously, I don't have any worms."

"Why is there a bubble floating over my head?"

"Can a piece of glass wag its tail or lick your face? I didn't think so."

"Woof. Woof woof woof; pant pant woof. Bow wow bow, bow. Woof woof, bow woof pant."

"I'm a quadruped. That means I'm stable."

"You can't fix me if I don't break."

"Puppies: Now legal in all fifty states."

"Puppies: Man's best friend since a long long time ago."

"Are you tired of cutting yourself on broken glass? Try cuddling with a soft puppy instead."

"Puppies do not enable suicide"

[aussie]

"What's this damn stupid balloon doing floating over my head, I might prick it and donate its hot air contents to Lobster, the Don Quixote of Puppy"

[raffy]

Hey, that's good: "You can't fix me - I don't break! - Puppy, the OS"

Also: "PuppyOS - all clean fun."