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Something to remember in Programming
Posted: Sun 25 Oct 2009, 15:53
by 8-bit
I thought you might like this.
It sure does apply to me.
"There does not now, nor will there ever, exist a programming language in
which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs." --- Flon's Axiom
this 1
Posted: Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:17
by yarraman
I liked this one:
It is human to make mistakes. But to really foul things up use a computer.
Posted: Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:23
by 8-bit
Then there is always
"Garbage in garbage out"
Posted: Tue 27 Oct 2009, 03:17
by Lobster
Program me a sardine
Lobsterian characteristics appearing. Sorry.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Picasso
Posted: Fri 06 Nov 2009, 02:23
by ITAmember
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-Rich Cook
Posted: Fri 11 Dec 2009, 01:15
by Aitch
Only Human beings make mistakes. If your logic is wrong, machine makes mistake.
not bad for a spambot making a mistake!
PS: my favourite - make me a cup of tea.......
....Doof! .......You're a cup of tea!!
Aitch
