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#16 Post by disciple »

Way off topic again, this quote from a thread complaining about file naming in Windows explorer:
Well, you can't please 100% of the people 100% of the time. However, it would appear you can piss off 100% of the people 100% of the time if you try hard enough.
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#17 Post by MinHundHettePerro »

And, ... the most hilarious sig-link was your very own "Remember Vista" :D :D.

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#18 Post by bones01 »

disciple wrote:On proprietary software:
http://www.freesoftwaremagazine.com/col ... thedral_61
Although I must point out that proprietary freeware is often excellent.
ha ha ha ha

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#19 Post by plankenstein »

A quote that my father used to tell me, and I have since made famous (or infamous :roll: ) with my kids. "Everything in life is a trade-off". Think about it. :wink:

As a side note, have you ever noticed how idiots will tell you how wise they are, but truly wise people will tell what idiots they are? :?
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#20 Post by DaveS »

Damn Plankenstien, I had forgotten about your brilliant signature :)
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#21 Post by plankenstein »

Nothing that brilliant about it, I'm just that strange. :D Speaking of funny sigs, I can't remember who's it was but one I really enjoyed was "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." Got to love geek humor! :lol:
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#22 Post by disciple »

Damn Plankenstien, I had forgotten about your brilliant signature
So, preserving it for the future:
Plankenstien wrote:I carefully plan ALL my random acts! :lol:
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#23 Post by dejan555 »

This is from puppyluvr's sig:
Close the "Windows", and open your eyes, to a whole new world
Also, here's a similar thread but related to #puppylinux IRC channel quotes

http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?t=57864
puppy.b0x.me stuff mirrored [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_Mb589v0iCXNnhSZWRwd3R2UWs]HERE[/url] or [url=http://archive.org/details/Puppy_Linux_puppy.b0x.me_mirror]HERE[/url]

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#24 Post by 01micko »

Puppy Linux Blog - contact me for access

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#25 Post by puppyluvr »

:D Hello,
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
Still giggling so hard I cant hardly type....LMAO

11, 10, 01...get it???? 8) LOL
"We are Puppy...We will take the best of that which is yours, and make it our own...Resistance is Futile"
Ironic that I posted that before woof, and compatibility with other distros....
Even made a "Borg" looking Puppy logo for it...LOL...
Someone said it looked like a "sick cow" or "mad cow" or something.... 8)

@ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...

I also like:
Lighthouse Pup...showing the way..
Macpup...the beauty of Linux...
Isnt it time to make the "Transition" to Linux
The name "Fire Hydrant"... 8)
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#26 Post by plankenstein »

Another good one that was someones sig "I can't remember the last time I forgot something".
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#27 Post by dejan555 »

puppyluvr wrote: @ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...
This one? :D
puppy.b0x.me stuff mirrored [url=https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_Mb589v0iCXNnhSZWRwd3R2UWs]HERE[/url] or [url=http://archive.org/details/Puppy_Linux_puppy.b0x.me_mirror]HERE[/url]

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#28 Post by GustavoYz »

From postfs1:
I can't hide my login and password from the personages which find that my body is a device.

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#29 Post by disciple »

abushcrafter wrote:adobe flash is rubbish!
Good to see someone feels strongly enough about it to put it in their signature :)
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#30 Post by puppyluvr »

:D
A computer is like air conditioning: it becomes useless when you open Windows
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:D :D :D Love it
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#31 Post by disciple »

starhawk wrote:Microsoft: "Oh, that? We put that bug in there to increase our tech support revenue. Give us $30 and spend two hours talking to a numbskull who doesn't know anything that we don't tell him/her -- and if you're the lucky one today, we'll actually solve your problem for you."

Ubuntu: "Geez, we dumbed it down this much and you still can't figure it out?! Go back to Microsoft you dumb ****!"

Puppy: "Oh, hi! Come on in, sit down, make yourself comfy. We'll be glad to help you out. No worries."
http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewto ... 177#491177
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#32 Post by nooby »

We have an infamous one made by Nooby? I fail to remember but he assured everybody that Puppy had no Pinboard what so ever. Puppy only had a Desktop.

As we all know it is the other way around. Puppy only have a Pinboard and fail to have a Desktop. :)
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not an ideal solution though

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#33 Post by disciple »

I have started a "Classic Microsoft Quotes" threadto keep me on-topic in this thread.
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#34 Post by Minnesota »

I have liked this one for years.

Man is a slow sloppy and brilliant thinker.
The computer is fast accurate and STUPID.

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#35 Post by technosaurus »

Though others might not have...
I liked myself more when I was a narcissist.
Check out my [url=https://github.com/technosaurus]github repositories[/url]. I may eventually get around to updating my [url=http://bashismal.blogspot.com]blogspot[/url].

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