Technical writer comment

[fixit]

Man of mistery, tech manager at a bank, english teacher

Is the mystery intentionally misspelled for humor ?

[Flash]

That depends on who you're talking about. Did he also forget to capitalize the word English, or was that your mistake?

[mikeb]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[amigo]

He, He, He! made my day...

[starhawk]

That's funny I like that one.

[lwill]

if I re-post the poem do I credit you or or " unnoned"?

[cthisbear]

mikeb:

Shook my funny bone....
very humerus..

Chris.

[Schpankme]

Here's one of my all time favorites.

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling, credit goes to M. J. Shieldsor or Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

[amigo]

Ah, so you read Twain! You must be fine fellow, then. Myself, well, they's too many for me...

[mikeb]

if I re-post the poem do I credit you or or " unnoned"?

if you can find who wrote it then he or she...otherwise anon.

mike

[Schpankme]

Ah, so you read Twain! You must be fine fellow, then. Myself, well, they's too many for me...

Many a night I've sat there staring at the book and dreaming.